I’m still so young, so I’m just having fun.

I consider it good practice not to tell a grieving person how to feel.

I’m sure this isn’t news to everyone, but I was shocked yesterday when I found out that Kate Spade is David Spade’s sister-in-law.

It’s really saying something if Bieber thinks you’re a douche.

Maybe the Biebz just thinks Charlie Sheen is a dick (like the rest of us), regardless of status.

Lesbians are known dine and dashers. It’s actually part of their gay agenda.

Bobby, I mean this with deep sincerity. You are a fucking artist.

I loooove this show. I am also deeply desiring Santino Fontana (he voiced Hans in Frozen). He is hilarious and charming and sexy.

I stride of pride right to clearance racks in virtually every store. Even in Marshalls.I’m ride or die clearance maven! I come from the Fran Fine school of fashion!

We are very cool and need to ensure we don’t pull out our keys at the same time.

Agreed. I find myself humming the Luke Skywalker theme anytime I watch the sun set.

I ... think ... I might get this. No, seriously. This might be the solution at my boyfriend’s house for “where to put the clean sheets and towels, no, not on the floor, you are 39 years old, why are you still living out of a laundry pile, and did you really just smell your underwear to see if it’s clean oh my god”.

Just to update everyone, I bought it. YOU LOSE!!!

Prob a stretch belt from Chico’s.

I'll not bother with the obvious statement (because I can't decide if you are trolling or not). I will say that it would be pretty awesome to have any John Williams compositions playing when I walk around somewhere.

The other pillows are not my jam, but I want this fucking skull one SO BAD. My mom has been harping on me for a Christmas list, I may have to include this bad boy.

(Also, this model is clearly not actually pregnant. The shoes are the tell.)

Whoever did her makeup in this pic should be fired. Holy bad skin tone matching. It looks like a mask.