Way back in the 80's, a series of paperback books, “Truly Tasteless Jokes” was published. Jokes to offend EVERYONE. Truth be told, I think I would have found jokes about Filipinos like me hilarious and offensive. It would have been like being roasted by Jeff Ross, y’know?

BUTT hopefully not WRECKtified.

So, no day off to recuperate?

What, no crotchless version?

I...I think I love you.

I think Jesus might have more issue with them instead of Charles Williams, since they have a dildo-fence.

Holy shit. I don’t think I’ve seen this many stars on a comment before. Well done.

“C’mon, Bill! You can text sext Monica when you’re on the plane! Let’s go!”

Fixed it.

Great job! Thanks for sharing! I’m so relieved. When I re-read your post, I was thinking, “All metal? I hope it’s not the Silver Samurai from the movie.” Yes, even if you crafted that version, I’d be impressed but I just prefer the original costume.

You’ve retired the suit and I hope you stashed it somewhere...maybe share pics?

Would it be a douchey move to request a “lady’s menu” (menu without prices) as a subtle way of saying, “I’m paying for dinner.”?

I so wish Prancercise had become all the rage.

WOD are you talking about?

Silly me. At first glance, I thought the gif of the cosplayers WAS the porno. I mean, they’re all in bed. How could I not think that?

I’ve always thought it would be cool to be a NASA engineer. I suck at math. Maybe I can SUE my way in!

Holy crap. I read the title and so relieved that I’m not the only one. I was suggesting to the gf, “I dunno what’s up but I think Hillary needs tips or lessons from orators.”

It’s an even better name for a porno star.