Ya think he’ll be sacked for this?

If only the bull was named “Inigo Montoya”.

Ahi’s a real basshole for screwing over his crewmates.

At least the Skeksis had SOME form of honor.

I’m pretty sure he’d want HIS rapist locked away for life for just 20 minutes of action with him.

I’m not seeing it in theaters for almost the same reason. I’m not sure I’d throw up, and at the same time, I don’t want to be thrown up ON.

Wait. THAT guy made it into college? OR did you know this guy during your college years?

I’m a wimp. I could only watch about 3 mins of this video. It’s powerful and real stuff. It should be looped on TV screens in the DMV.

I, on the other hand, can text and drive like I has ringing a bell, and guess what: NO ACCIDENTS (yet)!!!

Is that a rhetorical question?

Tim Robbins, your mom is hot.

I’ve got everyone beat. Why? I was the cameraman for “Two Girls, One Cup.”

Would it depend on the age of the person calling you “ma’am”? For example, if an 8 year old boy whose parents taught him manners asked you, “Excuse me, ma’am. Where is the bathroom in your house?” would you take offense?

She’s not chubby or fat. She has soft curves :)

All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead.

With all the amazing variations of Star Wars characters, I was hoping I’d see someone dig into the archives and cosplay one of Ralph McQuarrie’s unused concepts.

My favorite one that parents of young kids and teens should watch. It’s just another confirmation of the secret to success that I’ve been hearing for years.

What’s missing...hmm...Oh yeah. The tweaker asking to be buzzed in to use the restroom, like in my neighborhood!

Howdafuq did he grajooate frum kollij? Oh, wait...