So THIS is why we have a bouncy ball shortage.

WooHoo! My turn.

"Alcon's franchise rights would be all-inclusive, but exclude rights to remake the original."

We have gravity because the earth sucks.

I finally figured out why I enjoy The Cape. Don't get me wrong. It's not like I have to watch it right away like I do with Fringe. I can handle waiting a few days to catch up with The Cape on hulu. Anyway, The Cape has a cheesy hero and cheesy bad guys which reminds me of this Japanese, live-action kids' show I…

According to one of your site's articles, vibrating molecules are why this movie stinks.

My girlfriend grunts during sex because I'm too heavy. Now where's my grant money? I mean, grunt money.

OMG. I didn't know homosexuality and pedophilia were lumped together back then. Yikes!

Too many "shock cuts" in this test footage for my taste. But at least Lion-O isn't dressed up like a Greco Roman wrestler.

It's not like they devoted hundreds of man-hours to coming up with the name, "Walternate". Walter probably came up with the name while making himself a strawberry milkshake.

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis? I mean, Charlie Jane. I've always cheered for Walternate. Not really, but if he wins, an alternate Earth ruled by a science different from ours MIGHT be a good thing.

So what name will Kaneda scream out instead? "TETSUOOOOOO!!!!!" is just so memorable.

I want the narrator of this preview to narrate the whole MOVIE! It seemed to add atmosphere and warm cheese to the preview. Oh wait. It's only a music video? DAMMMIT!

"What the scientists discovered, however, was that the attack area of the brain overlapped a lot with the parts that govern sexual desire."

I'd wanna see it if it was completely animated. Enough of mashing together animation with live-action. Roger Rabbit did it because it fit within its own universe's "rule" of humans living alongside 'toons.

So they have a "Samurai-zer" to help them morph? Should've asked for a "Norris-izer" instead!

Ah, finally a use for the trailer besides carrying that little probe bot. I always wondered where the trailer disappeared to when Prime transformed in the cartoons.

Ah, finally a use for the trailer besides carrying that little probe bot. I always wondered where the trailer disappeared to when Prime transformed in the cartoons.

Is it as big as the weta cricket from New Zealand? That's a pretty big bug. Woops. I mean, insect.

Although MTM has the designs closer to what NASA is using, Red Planet has sexier prop, suit, and ship designs than MTM. AMEE (the robot) was my favorite "character" in this movie. My favorite prop was the one used by Benjamin Bratt on Mars. It was a kind of topographical map reader with a flexible and extendable…