No lie though if I’m broke I do enjoy some kraft cheese singles to make a grilled cheese sandwich. Throw some tomato soup with it and I don’t even *feel* broke anymore, just responsible.

As someone with fetishes, I feel like I can be my truest self by sharing as little with my family as possible.

This is a stunningly stupid take.

Sexual predators, Donald Trump aside, are often very adept at hiding their behaviors. I have a couple in my family, people I grew up with and never had any idea about until they were exposed several years later. I shiver sometimes when I think of how many I probably come into contact with on a regular basis.

Which is illegal.

This would be glorious.

agree. Also there is always somebody who is like “it’s a religion not a race” It’s both, so yes racism applies especially in this situation.

Yeah I’m not seeing how racist was the wrong word at all. Although who knew not being pure white bread meant you couldn’t be racist against anyone ever? We have been taught with that I’m Mexican comment lol.

Heather calls her racist, which was the correct spirit but the wrong word and Kelly counters with: “I’m Mexican!” which has literally nothing to do with the situation at hand.

Raise your hand if you have used this move on your creepy relative. ✋

That comment was as brand new as the first glimmers of dawn.

ATTN: Black Women

Charlie Sheen is the name that has repeatedly come up over the years in reference to this.

It feels really lame to share this woman’s fertility issues (heartbreak) on The motherfucking Slot.

Nope, we can not all agree on that.

I thought that it was a plea deal? And actually I have known of a couple of people (years ago) who agreed to go into the army after they got arrested.

Having one anywhere with no hope of privacy (plane, train, park, etc) always leaves people with a special kind of shitty feeling.

k bye

I love that he thinks SHE’S the asshole in the situation. And the “fat ass” is just the cherry on top.

Can I murder if I don’t do the meth?