shannonsheh
shannonsheh
shannonsheh

Does giving someone a “go fuck yourself” look , when they are serving you make you feel good or like what’s the point?

“I don’t really know McDonald’s” says it all and bless your heart.

See now, I don’t get this. Do you also go to McDonald’s and order a “Double Decker Patty Sandwich With Special Sauce On A White Bun Adorned With Small Seeds Often Associated With Asian Cuisine”?

Even with just pennies if she had tried this on my dad he would have rolled up to the restaurant the same evening with itemized receipts and the fiery burning rage of a white man wearing both birkenstocks and socks.

have you seen st. vincent? she plays a serious role of a stressed out single mother. she is really good in it. it’s a 180 from the slapstick comedy she usually does. the movie itself isn’t that great but i was really surprised by her performance.

Can we talk about the costumes?

First of all, I’ve already ruled on a case that I was involved in when my wonderful grandmother shaded the hell out of me.

Well I’m the only child of an older single mom by choice, and honestly there is a lot that sucks about it. I’m in my 20s and my mother is now retired with health issues that require me to financially support her. I’m coping with the fact that she will likely not live to meet my children, and that once she is gone I

When your office is paying the bill, all bets are off!

Well, you do have to forgive him for wanting to watch all that Baseball and Basketball. I mean, the Knicks, the Mets...he just likes hanging out with other folk that haven’t done anything worthwhile since 1973.

I wish someone would do a long think piece on the fall of Robin Thicke. When he was an obscure, blue-eyed soul singer who could pack a theater full of sistas, butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth. His reputation was limited to being a little coke-y, but utterly devoted to his high school sweetheart turned wife, Paula

I LOVE MY FRIENDS (ALL OF WHOM ALL READY TURNED 30, AND, THEREFORE, ARE ALL OLDER THAN ME, JUST SAYIN’)

No way Jia “grammer is for losers u r just jelly” Tolentino wrote the words “dominant heuristic.” Her editor was on point today, though.

The NYT suggests interviewing your manicurist and asking them how much they make. Is it just me, or does that seem really rude and inappropriate? “Hi, yes, I’d like rounded tips. Btw, how much do you make an hour?” I get wanting to make sure you aren’t going to a place that exploits their workers, but I dunno that

Considering the basis for the show’s original story line this is ironic and kinda funny...

"the internet’s dominant heuristic—which is to read something that does not address you directly and immediately think, “But what does this mean about me?”

She’s got siblings?? Oh, man. Speaking as the non-favorite of my family, that is craaaazy bad.

That isn’t exactly true. The US won’t recognize your foreign citizenship, but you can hold dual citizenship as long as the other country is still willing to recognize that passport. My ex-GF has both a US and Swedish passport.