My parents have been thinking about putting a projector and screen outside because they (and I, when I’m visiting) practically live in the pool in the summer. It’s especially nice at night...just to relax in the water with a glass of wine. I have stayed in the pool waaaay longer than two hours (not including potty…

Come on. Just be born as a white person in good socio-economic standing. That’s all it takes!

This is the most ridiculous garbage statement I have ever read in my life and I hope you reread it and feel actual shame and disappointment in yourself.

I was smiling through this and I loved the way this was written, Bobby, but that’s Neier here or there.

It genuinely warmed my heart to know that she’s doing so well now.

Snark aside, this young woman sounds like she’s truly got her shit together. I’m actually really impressed by her, and I think she should be really proud of herself the way she seems to have grown up and is using the skills that she learned through therapy and rehab to improve her life and the lives of others.

The way this was written is glorious.

“My pet dog Eva Braun”

“Baz Luhrmann’s musical remake of Blade Runner”

Shit, I forgot Melbourne. Those ladies are hilarious. And “I didn’t call you a pole dancer. I called you a STRIPPER” for some reason amused the shit out of me.

Vickie Gunvalson.

Darren Wilson, obviously.

I mean, Cheney would the natural choice given his hunting prowess...

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Does this help? I don’t really get all the swooning articles over Harry on here lately. Have we forgotten the time he dressed up as a Nazi for a party. A Nazi. Gross.

I honestly don’t think this is fair, and I say that as someone with an eating disorder and body issues. You can be a wonderful parent and your kid will still have issues and insecurities.

Suddenly gone are the days in which Religious Privilege seemed to exist to the benefit of a single creed. All at once, the all-too-numerous flagrant theocrats holding public office across the nation are made to sullenly realize that Religious Liberty isn’t theirs alone. Hail Satan.

Not an allergy request but a ridiculous coffee request. At one cafe where I used to work, we kept the milk and cream behind the counter and would pour it in for the customer ourselves unless they asked to do it. One woman asked for me to make her coffee “about your color.” Because I’m neither coffee nor milk, I have…

I’ve been a vegetarian for about 16 years and I STILL crave my mom’s fried chicken!