Pretty sure Goofy is fooling around with Donald:

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"I don't understand why women just don't TELL men they aren't interested."

When you see her, use a switch comb for effect.

Damn straight!! You hold onto that shit and let it fester. Kim owes you.

It happened in high school. It doesn’t matter. Let it go and be a happier person.

I will watch it, but only if they get Bob Saget back, and only if they let him work blue this time.

“Don’t worry, be happy.”

I’m in. Let’s buy Slyth-Erin a toothbrush!

Breast cancer is treated long-term nowadays with Tamoxifen.

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I thought of that. It certainly doesn't seem like he's sober anymore. I don't know how long he's been doing drugs, but it feels like he's been an asshole since the start of his public life as a "rapper."

You must be young? Because to my generation — oldish bats — this is like saying that you didn't know Beyonce and Jay-Z were a thing.

"Would force you to work under someone else's name if you were close to 40 hrs"

Anyway, let's make a movie about Michael Jackson prank calling Russell Crowe, the end.

I bet he thought he could do voices, but really just sounded like himself.

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT ANY MORE, SORRY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.

Yes... "choice"

The medical examiner for Alberta brought Gladue's preserved vagina into the courtroom to show the jury