Our boys are Tuck and Buck 'cause we like to f*#@.

I cannot hear the name "Buckley" in anything except Brittany Murphy's voice, doing Luanne Platter.

"dick fright"

Have you met a cat? Your mere existence qualifies as "starting shit."

Has anybody tried putting a mic on him and letting him go to the bathroom?

I took a survey, and there are seven women that Bill Cosby has not tried to rape. Don't question my methods, it was very scientific.

Teenage you is not alone. I always believed everyone had the best intentions and that included men - who didn't.

Good for her for protecting herself, especially as a teenager with parents who obviously weren't looking out for her. I certainly don't think Teenage Me would have had the awareness or strength to flat-out reject someone with that level of professional sway.

"Why did your brother hire a bodyguard?"

I don't know the details but given how this country treats black people I don't find it implausible that we are missing nothing and there is no in between.

Yeah, call a doctor. Immediately.

Eh. I mean, what she did is awful, no question, but surrendering custody and cutting their children out of their lives is something men do all the fucking time, and while we may judge them for it, we don't judge them anywhere near as harshly.

"Who are YOU to get ME wet?!"

i want to know - what happened to the head!!! they mention that durst went back to get it...but where did he say it went!

CRAY.

Can she please be put on Real Housewives of NY?

GET THE MAYOR OF TELEVISION ON THE PHONE!

I would watch the hell out of that movie.

I don't think you're making the point you think you're making.