did it involve pumpkin seeds?

Maybe, that's why the allegedly is in there. However, having been in group projects before I have received some incredibly off-putting and weird messages that weren't sexual in nature but were way too much information and made me uncomfortable in my participation in the group.

Say what you will, but I thought this guy gave an excellent performance in Red Dragon.

Yup, I'm fine with this being banned. We should also add ear and tail docking to the list too, while we're at it.

When I pitched this yesterday, Kate told me it didn't sound so bad so I was going to ship one of these envelopes to her. Emma forbade it because the people who clean shouldn't have to deal with it. She also refused to give me Kate's home address, so I'm having a meeting with HR next week about hostile working…

As many of you know, I have been searching for a media story to throw myself behind as a Truther. All the good Truther theories have already been taken (9/11 truthers, Obama birth, Stevie Wonder isn't really blind, Cats aren't really stealing dog beds, etc). It's been a long process, filled with extensive research and…

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

Dear Adultosaur,

In her spare time, the chef from David's story enjoys Russian Roulette, eating glass, and arm-wrestling silverback gorillas during their mating season.

A lot of guys walk away from relationships and have little or no contact with their kids. All they have to do is shrug their shoulders and say their mom is a bitch. Most folks give them a pass. A woman who walks away from her family is seen as unnatural, a monster. Single dad = hero, single mom = she made her own…

I threw in $100 to a GoFundMe for the shop because that's where my bridesmaids bought their dresses for my wedding. It's a nice shop with very lovely staff and it's good to know that Anna will be able to carry on!

what kind of tree

Amongst people who actually know what's going on, thirst is already a thing.

so much hormones

FTFY

Lingerie clad or not, a party of 150-200 teenagers sounds completely insufferable.

I am a card-carrying vagina owner, and I like to think that menstrual blood doesn't phase me, but I draw the line at putting Diva Cups in the dishwasher.

I'm the third act of every movie you've ever seen

Excess Pussy Creates Moral Hazard

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