Are you seriously the Cat Stealing Dog Bed Truther right now? Were all the conspiracy theories about chemtrails and the Lizard People taken up before you got here?

Yeah they're not bad.

She probably calls him Mr Cosby b/c she was so little when she knew him first, even though they worked together for years. I'm 43 and there are very good friends of my parents that I still call Mr/Mrs becaue that's how I grew up with them. It's just habit.

Actually, the blog also takes its name from a Bette Davis movie called Jezebel. The choice of the name Jezebel was to demonstrate the laughable hypocrisy in how women who were so-called "Jezebels" were historically vilified thanks in large part to a patriarchal culture obsessed with shaming women for owning their…

One of my former co-workers used to show up at least once a week in the missed connections, only she told everyone else about it rather than other people telling her. Come to think of it, maybe she was the one writing them...

"This is my treat," he said, something he would announce proudly and often in the days to come. When a young man passing by eyed us up and down, he wrapped his arm around my waist and said, "He's wondering what a girl like you is doing with someone like me."

Why is spring?

"I don't want to believe her because I hope she wasn't raped" is a bullshit bitch-slap to victims disguised as sympathy. Fuck off with that nonsense.

I have the Obamacare for my dental insurance! I am still waiting for Mr. Obama to come brush my teeth every night AS I WAS LED TO BELIEVE WAS HIS PLAN ALL ALONG. NANNY ME, MR. PRESIDENT! NANNY ME!!!!

Violence is legal if it's in defense of yourself or someone else. Are you mad that somebody interfered with the rapists right to rape as he pleases?

Unless it was necessary

Nephew was not charged with anything. +1 for the police this time around.

i basically feel like kermit w tea rn

HOLY SHIT. Dude looks like a corpse.

also at first i read meat world and i was like ....like at beef conferences? idk a lot about beef but ok i guess!!!