Yeah sometimes I read comments and I go "wow that is a totally refreshing perspective and I'm glad this person gave me something to think about" but whenever it's a local newspaper the reaction is generally more like "HOLY SHIT HUMAN BEINGS ARE AWFUL BURN THE WORLD BURN EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"

We might laugh, but I've never seen an Argentinian werewolf so it's clearly working.

it can be difficult and painful with arthritis, which she clearly has, to grasp and hold things like nail clippers or nail files.

Before watching the video, I thought my mom might have a secret family. Because that's the exact way she'd react. Watching the video was like watching my own mother, right down to commenting on the wrapping paper and taking forever to get the box unwrapped. Glad this family actually got the grandma something she…

Except we don't know that. I know a couple who have a 13 year old daughter who desperately wanted a cellphone. That's all she ever asked for. On her birthday they took a cellphone box, filed it with crayons & wrapped it up. She got so excited when she unwrapped that box she was jumping up & down screaming but when she…

Sadly, plenty of people euthanize their perfectly healthy pets when they get tired of them, for behavioral issues, because the breed is no longer fashionable, etc. and plenty of vets are happy to oblige.

I would like to put all of her shoes in a place where she can't find them then sprinkle her whole home with Legos. I would also like to make the only music she is ever allowed to listen to every song featuring Pitbull or Nickleback.

"Oh, those women who have difficult pregnancies and horrible childbirth! I can't imagine, the poor dears! I didn't even realize I was pregnant until the 5th month—no morning sickness, no indigestion, I didn't even gain weight until then! By the ninth month, when I'd gained 20 lbs all in my abdomen, I was in labor for…

Preach. Hitting a child is called spanking. Hitting an adult is assault.

Please don't take parenting advice from Gawker. Do some research and find a methodology that works for you.

So hey, on that note, is anyone going to talk about orgasms that are actually bad/painful because of being distracted, disgusted, depressed, or having self-hating thoughts?

I am a fan of the sentiment, but I'd personally put it in a locked location and negotiate X days of good behavior to get it back, rather than return it. Give them something to work for, you know?

You're so edgy and different.

yea, youre obnoxious.

That's awesome that it's working out for you. For real! But to be honest, it seems like showing off and/or humblebragging when the main post is about women NOT able to get an orgasm.

IKR?

Rethink your screen name.

I am so completely mesmerized by its weird butt. It looks like an ill-fitting skirt. Skin skirt. Rhino skin skirt. GET YOUR BUTT TAILORED, TINY RHINO.