. . . I know standards for handwriting have dropped, but do you consider yourself an adult, and does that resemble your handwriting?

So, basically, almost exactly, the George Carlin "Stuff" bit?

Cheese on a pulled pork sandwich?!?!?!?!?!?! Did they also put coleslaw in your soda?

Somewhat off-topic: But am I the only one who finds it really smart how Wendy's has rebranded itself in the past four years or so? The last time I went there they had very fancy drink machines, this sort of retro 60's meets modern vibe, a digital fireplace, flatscreens everywhere and the best of Dinah Shore playing in…

I choose to believe it's chocolate.

Wow that stinks. Do you think he went into arrears to pay for the piercing? Some people have crappy lucky—it runs in the jeans.

First of all, we need to get over the fact that anal piercings exist.

I can't imagine any scenario in which I would wake up one day and say to myself, "Self, today's the day! We're finally going to get that asshole pierced!" Just no. A thousand times no.

Why the fucking fuck would you possibly want an extra hole down there?? People are fucking stupid.

Reads headline..."This has to be Shrayber."

To be fair, he probably has more expenses that you. Like settling with victims out of court.

I STOPPED READING AFTER DRONE PREGNANCY

FYI Charley Pride was one of the biggest country acts of the 70s and looks like this.

Yeah no. Eminem was, and continues to be, hated by feminists, conservatives, and black people (not that those three are mutually exclusive).

Guys, I have to apologize. I accidentally let this turd out of greys. I hope that you all can forgive me for my sins.

Country is also rooted in black music, so Darius Rucker is where he belongs. Do you know there were also many black cowboys? Thanks for playing, though.