I had enough 80s hair for both of us, Burt. Even with a lady mullet, it was YOOGE!!

You in all seriousness referred to the ''secret'' as being fiber, fruit & vegetables. You're a terrible secret keeper because only everyone who isn't headless & lives in the world is aware of that ''secret''. Clearly, it's not the answer for everyone.

I for real thought this was an Onion-esque article.

Way to discount someone's experience with their own body! ^5

WORD /says the lady who will be 41 next month

If everyone is happy and healthy, God bless her. However I am 40 and my youngest is 4 (along with 20, 12, 10 and 8) and I cannot FATHOM a newborn now much less ten years from now. Or a newborn AND a toddler, oh mercy, the idea of it exhausts me. But having the support of family/friends and the resources to help with…

Then you're either new here or you just haven't read many comments.

You state this with such authority; how is it you know her level of emotional investment?

Peacocks are legitimately the worst. Years ago I lived at the end of a little cul-de-sac; I knew most of my neighbors, their kids and pets. I started hearing this horrible screeching at night and I thought a) who is killing cats every goddamn night and b) do they need help to get it done already because GODDAMN THE…

Even if you hate it, you're only out $5. I am nowhere near a pizza snob or foodie so grain of salt but we're vegetarian and nights when I just cannot fathom cooking, their $5 cheese pizzas do the job nicely.

I grew up in Mississippi and had a totally different experience; the opinions and advice of Billy Bob, Jim Bob, Ronnie Ray, Little Ronnie Ray etc were given more weight than Drs, lawyers, priests and pastors combined.

Maybe think a little more about why your self identity is tied to your favorite movies than what people write about said movies. I mean, what the shit?

This interview was hard to watch; the best question asked was basically, ''how hard is it to mourn a son perceived by the world as a monster''? Tough to answer or even consider; I have lost a child and cannot FATHOM mourning a child who died while committing mass murder, how does that even work?

We were told the last dog we adopted from the Humane Society was five, maybe six. I took her to the vet for the initial (required) well-check/visit and the first thing she told us was that she (the dog) was ten if she was a day. Not that it mattered, she is a cool chick, great with the kids and our other dog and other…

There isn't a hell hot enough for Nancy Grace.

Not always! I had a pet raccoon (Chloe) and she was incredible! I got her as a wee small baby and she was the sweetest! She had her own ''place'' but usually slept with me and my now ex husband. When I got up in the morning she would wait until I put my robe on and climb up my robe and put herself in my pocket. She…

I don't have anything to add to the discussion so I will just say: Lindy on the weekend, YAY!

I recently read Zoo by James Patterson. I don't even know a word descriptive enough to describe the willies I have right now.

I will hang in for at least another show if not two; everything felt about half a beat off throughout the whole show, hopefully it will become more cohesive (and yes, please, less singing) with time. I usually love Sean Hayes but he seemed really either self-conscious or super high; it felt like he was looking for…