"There were a lot of people who owed Mr. Shakespeare a lot of money. One guy owed him a million dollars," Assistant State Attorney Jay Pruner said during his closing arguments. "The police focused on Dee Dee Moore and they didn't even consider other people."

''Jindal, who looks like he smells like Play Doh''

Yes it was so terrible, they're bringing it back permanently in November.

The good thing about all that sanctimony is that other mothers/parents aren't required to have reasons ''compelling'' to anyone else when choosing how to feed their kids.

Whoa, for a minute there I read Sondra Locke as Sandra Fluke and wondered exactly how long I had been asleep.

Awww and he calls her the one that got away (which: durr). [www.examiner.com]

Yes because unwarranted sexual aggression from silly ole wimminz is hi-larious and not at all predatory like when big scurrrry menz do it! Herp meet derp. Damn.

''I was just one out of five, but always felt like I was the most important thing in her life. ''

The whole Community/Chevy Chase thing feels like a joke made for April 1st.

I have had a fair amount of experience with anti-depressants and Cymbalta was so, so great. Right up until it wasn't. I know many people must use it with continued success but man, that was a trip. A bad one. One day, all is good, feeling great. Next day, lethargy, intense sadness and an inability to function. That,…

I generally think Chelsea Handler Ruins Everything but I applaud her honesty & lack of apology in openly discussing her history.

I am so, so sorry about your losses & I hope you get the family you desire.

Having been a teenage girl, I understand they can consent to an actual exam if they are seeking hormonal birth control or prescribed birth control devices. Filling out a short medical history and being injected with three years of hormones isn't the same thing. At all.

I have five kids. 3 girls 2 boys. I wouldn't be at all outraged if, when they're older, the boys were offered/given condoms without my express permission. However I would shit one thousand gold bricks if any of my girls were given hormonal birth control without my knowledge. It's definitively not a matter of sexual…

Well, in fairness to your cousin, he sounds like a super busy guy. Ugh.

This was in Mississippi, so. And don't get me wrong, I love the south. Mississippi, even. I lived there for 30+ years. It's not an area *cough* known for being terribly progressive or inclusive so I will go with yes, I do think any relatives not recognized by a company for purposes of sick pay or FMLA can be willfully…

I know two couples who actually got married due to company sick time policies. In one, the couple had been married and divorced years before but happily living together for twenty plus years subsequent to their divorce. In the other, there had been a wedding planned then cancelled some twenty plus years prior but…

While I have no doubt bullying contributed heavily to her feelings of helpless/hopelessness, the much larger flag for me is why the hell a fifteen year old was dating a nineteen year old (apparently with the knowledge of, if not the blessing, of her family). I realize it's ''only'' four years but fifteen to nineteen…

a href="[www.radaronline.com]" > Oh, I am pretty sure they are going to sue the ever-loving shit out of Bravo. < /a > I have no idea where the truth ''lies'' in his relationship with Taylor but given his documented convictions for battery against at least one of his ex-wives, I can only say: Good luck with that…

No, that was different episode. The woman was a Principal. Victim was a student. She had surgery for the tumor, was convicted and ordered to have no contact. I think the episode ended with her discovering she was pregnant.