This "manosphere" stuff unfortunately has a lot of appeal to insecure guys, so I think it's worth holding it up for ridicule if nothing else.

*spit take*

"full regime"

Holy crap. I made the the Jurassic Park one. I made it to the AV Club!

I disagree, but… BOOM. Great line.

Don't forget Real Genius!

"Willow kicks the whole mess off the bridge, and it then transforms into a giant two-headed dragon-like creature, which I also hadn’t remembered. "

I saw this at Fantastic Fest. It's… It's a good thing to watch with a bunch of people with beers in their hands. I think it would be unwatchable by yourself.

Unless he's not really Jewish either?

Where do I sign up?

Is that all that surprising? There are people who blame Obama for Hurricane Katrina. At least the 9/11 Clinton thing is consistent with linear time.

Apparently you felt the urge to waste even MORE time by sharing your disdain with everyone else?

Oh, dear. Terrigen homeopathy.

Too soon.

Something can be douchey without being illegal.

Put pasties, &c. on her and replace them in post.

I'm going to start a Kickstarter to bake a pie that I then throw in the face of this guy.

I've gotten some neat stuff out of Kickstarter, actually. You just gotta be picky.

"Better than Hitler" is a pretty low bar for a human being to hit, but yes. He does manage to be better than Hitler.

Seriously? Who hasn't plagiarized?