The original tattoo was a bad translation of something that kind of meant something like "Fresh Life"—a terrible and inaccurate translation—done by someone who is unfamiliar with the language in the first place. She got it when she was 19 years old in Vegas. I don't think either party was paying attention to the…

For the record, this was not a walk-in. This is a good friend of mine, and we had been talking about the cover-up for months. The "I'm sorry" idea was hers. Initially, we had a few other ideas of stupid things to have pointing at the original tattoo, which she got when she was 18, and wasn't thinking about the…

I just got tattooed by Shannon Perry TODAY! And I would share a photo of her gorgeous work but it's currently under plastic. She is amazing, as a tattoo artist and a human. And everyone who is spending their time criticizing this hilarious tattoo should shut the fuck up and get a sense of humor. (I should never read…

Thank you! I thought it was a funny way to admit a mistake, but apparently we're going to bash on some body art that's SUPPOSED to be a joke. Shannon Perry, oh master of line-work, please keep that shit up.

When I was younger and completely brilliant, I got my ex's signature on my lower back. To show how brilliant I grew, I covered it with a Batman symbol tramp stamp.