My grandmother also warned me about the dangers of giving milk away for free. I came back with, “well, why would I buy an entire pig when all I want is a little sausage?”
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Michele Norris, the host-turned-special correspondent of All Things Considered—and the first black woman to host the…
OH MY GOD WHITE PEOPLE JUST BE PALE. THAT IS HORRIFYING. SIT IN THE SHADE PLEASE.
Yes, because she just “made” it without any difficulty or effort on her part and she’s certainly not qualified to speak about the sexism in the music industry after working her way through it... Let’s ignore the fact that she has stated that she was raped by a producer as a budding artist. That’s certainly not sexism…
“bearded people need to be rounded up and executed”
She’s who I want to be when I grow young. Flawless always. In mind and appearance.
You better get a fucking refund on that (imaginary) degree if you don’t know the difference between a corporate board of directors and a studio chair.
You just gave Vitamin D a whole new meaning...
I assume you’re in a situation where you’re so excited to have sex with John Stamos that you just pull his pants down and have sex as soon as humanly possible? And then afterwards he’s looking out at the window, just thinking about the joy of being alive and looks back at you meaningfully, as if it so say “thank you…
“Wall Street takes at least three years to recognize that a once-popular retailer who made their name producing relatively affordable well-made basics will tank when they flip off their customer base and shift to weird unflattering trendoid pieces of shitty quality and astronomical prices.”
Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand for close, personal friends of Gwyneth Paltrow, has been robbed! MRKT, the…
Like. She literally says she doesn’t expect texts back, but is texting “how are you?”
I see shades of my mother-in-law—whom I long ago nicknamed my Martyr-in-Law—because she uses money to control and manipulate everyone. Welcome to why, despite being in the upper 2 percent, none of her many children completed high school. My husband eventually made it to law school, but the others are varying lifeforms…
It’s just so extremely ill-fitting! I wanna reach through the screen and hoink that bodice up.
Understandably. But this part [Hope the child involved in this will be ok.] just put a giant strike through on that sentence - No the child will not be ok.
Her attitude appears to be “there is no such thing as rape when alcohol is involved”, yet somehow also, “the choice of women and girls to drink alcohol causes rape.”
The fact that Mallory Ortburg is Prudie is the only reason I’m willing to set foot on Slate again. Emily Yoffee is a horrible person, and she dragged down the quality of the site.
She’s gone! Mallory Ortberg from The Toast is Prudie now.
Emily Yoffe as in “Dear Prudence”? That woman should not be allowed to write. Her advice is based only how many puns she can stick into her lame answer. Sometimes her advice is actually dangerous.