Our high school senior class quote was along those lines, “work like you don’t need the money, dance like no one is watching.” One of my good friends was valedictorian. She got drunk for the first time at a graduation after party, and I remember her slurring, “it’s SO true. You should work like no one is watching, and…

She is the kind of person that inspires violence. May she forever have an eyelash turned inwards. May she never notice there is no toilet paper until it is too late. May there be heavy traffic every time she is in a taxi. May there always be a deepish puddle that she cannot avoid that will definitely wet her socks and…

Now I’m imagining a British constable finger puppet with an animated series:

The Aristocrats!

Finally, a racist, white billionaire gets to have his say. Chaos. Rock and roll. Fucking up that status quo.

This is amazing! The product name is horrendous too. Sounds like a dl hook-up app. Secret Bangs.

Sometimes, the images that women see in magazines make them feel inferior—even though the intention is never to make anyone feel less.

I’m constantly tripping over the low bar for men.

woah woah woah we don’t need to drag down daniel craig

I agree with 95% of your assessment.

He’s a Lear and she’s a Lady Macbeth.

YES! Mandatory home ec AND shop.

I’m a yooooooooge proponent of mandatory home ec to graduate high school/get a GED. How the fuck are we sending 18 year olds out into the world who can’t balance a check book, do laundry, or boil some god damn pasta?

Answer: Yes. He probably could. After he ran out of clean underpants and had to resort to the emergency “Smiley Face Boxers”, he would probably do a load of laundry..but it would never make it into the dresser. He would probably use the same glass over and over. Grocery shopping would consist of food for our kid,…

I have to say, I do not think that this is true in my marriage. My husband can handle all of the basics, pay the bills, etc. etc.; I’m more worried about what would happen if he died unexpectedly, because there’s no way I can support his mother, the baby and myself in our current house on just my income.

Apparently it’s Jennifer Lawrence at Comic-Con? I reverse image searched it because it doesn’t look anything like her to me, for some reason.