A list of people that I would reach out to for advice before Gwyneth Paltrow, (in no order):

Right? By the time I figure out if I’m hungover or still drunk, I’m already running late for work.

How to start your day like Mocena:

Use my phone as an alarm clock? Fehh. I would never. I use my IPad as an alarm clock because HOW AM I GONNA SEE ALL THE DISCOURAGEMENT ON THE INTERNET WITH BLEARY MORNING EYES on a tiny little phone screen?

“Then Kanye and I both reached a place where he would say really nice things about my music and what I’ve accomplished, and I could ask him how his kid’s doing...”

I had a friend named Elizabeth who insisted on being called Elizabeth and corrected anyone who shortened it: “I believe that I introduced myself as Elizabeth, did I not?”. (which is 100% her right) But she got mouthy once with my assistant. Whenever she called he would “accidentally” not put her on hold and shout…

It IS spectacular isn’t it? I’m going to post a picture of my best friend as a reflection in my sunglasses when it’s her birthday. I’m a giver like that.

Yet more evidence for my “Taylor Swift deserves a special place in hell because she is a real life Regina George” list.

This weekend I saw a girl exiting a club wearing a shirt that said “I Hate Monday’s” and I freaked her out by rapping on her taxi window and shouting “the apostrophe on your shirt is grammatically incorrect!” just before the car pulled away.

This discussion isn’t about which gender is more likely to be victimized, it’s about who is doing the victimizing. Men.

I adore dogs, but I recently got my first cat (I have a long commute and it wouldn’t be fair to a dog).

Just reach out and grab their weird fascinating caveman hair! No need to ask.

It is absolutely not celebrating the crime of Jack the Ripper but looking at why and how the women got in that situation in the first place.

Exactly. Here’s a quote from Topshop: “‘The overall height (187cm) is taller than the average girl and the form is stylised to have more impact in store.”

Who goes out on a first date in a big forest alone? That screams “YOU WILL BE MURDERED” to me.

Everything is picture perfect. All it needs is a Hollywood star.

That ass is like two perfect mounds of bread dough waiting for me to knead them.

katniss is self aware, and also like...she’s likable bc she’s not that likable of a person? she’s broken and not particularly friendly or kind. she’s no disney princess. she makes bad choices and can be full of rage and grace in the span of a few minutes. very human. as is peeta. i like that you see the way broken…

Yeah, the way this series tackles war is so, so good. There’s also the way it deconstructs the rebel-hero narrative that so many books and movies use, where some initially powerless figure comes to lead the rebels into a triumphant overthrow of their powerful fascist regime, and then the rebels give birth to some…