I actually had an interview with an interior design company that I was interested in working for. The owner told me in the interview that she doesn’t hire unwed/single mothers because their kids keep them from work. I stopped her there, told her what she said was discriminatory, I was a single parent and that we were…

I mean, chocolate isn't a bad idea anyway.

And yet still not actually comparable to genocide.

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think “oh crap, it’s the cops”?

Sorry, I don’t buy that teenage girls- in an era when rape wasn’t as clearly defined as it is now- would’ve beat up an older man in a position of power who was capable of destroying their careers and reputations (not to mention capable of sexually assaulting them, too). A more realistic scenario is that they saw what…

Every marriage is different, but our experience taught us one thing: You stay married by ignoring the negative crap.*

Another really good option is realizing that nobody cares if you send out engagement announcements.

I just feel like... Mila Kunis is WAY too smart and good for Ashton Kutcher. What happened there? Love be cray.

I mean on the bright side at least they told her no because boys are apparently quite stupid and need their own special hand-holding club.

She’s not wrong, but she’s putting all the burden on the speaker, who, at the moment of speech, is also burdened with the nervousness of being on the spot, or the duty to interrupt a conversation etc etc. How about asking the listeners to adjust their filters a little bit to be less triggered by these filler words?…

It sounds like they’re claiming that the overpricing actually happened at the register - like how if yellow onions are 99cents a pound and white onions are 95cents, and I brought white onions to the register but the cashier charged me for yellow onions. Which may be what happened, I haven’t been following this story…

Look at this stupid asshole.

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Exactly! You can get all tingle pants but still tell yourself “eh, he probably hates Mexican food” and get back to work.

It’s pretty rich of her to construe a homeland security dude doing his job as “trying to get his 15 minutes” considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since.

Jared Padelecki and the guy who played Logan were also Team Jess. Everybody was Team Jess.

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