Haha, of course he is.

Who wants to show up with buckets labeled "White Tears"?

I'm working from home this afternoon and watching the Beyonce visual album. Was just marveling to myself about how the songs switch between sexual and feminist. Kind of like me.

Zebra Cakes! I used to come home from school and eat so many Zebra Cakes while I watched Animaniacs and TRL.

Just eight percent of women in their 50s and two percent in their 60s agreed with swapping an engagement ring for a house note...

I'm thinking "imperialist blather" has a nice ring.

I like to whine, "my wommmmmbbbbb hurts" to my boyfriend whenever applicable.

I was really hoping that this list included laser hair removal because I am seriously considering that shit.

This woman was a monster. Monsters thrive in the dark.

Haha, exactly! And in the meantime, we can dance with our friends without some rando rubbing his weiner on our butts.

I'm beginning to suspect that if I were to open a women-only bar with large, well-appointed bathrooms, purse hooks AND purse lockers, coat check, and a great DJ who played lots of dance hits - I would make a shit ton of money.

I got a deep dish you can eat, Ryan.

I actually read this piece-of-shit book. The downside is, UGH. The upside is, I knew in advance not to waste any brain space on any of his dumb movies.

It's genius. He should sell posters.

Just because you got the baggage without the Barbie doesn't mean that Barbie isn't the source of baggage for some girls. It just means there's multiple sources of baggage.

That struck me too. Like, where do you think that baggage comes from? We don't manufacture it out of nothing.

I keep getting older and John Stamos keeps staying the same age.

I keep getting older and John Stamos keeps staying the same age.

I love this ombre trend because that's exactly what i'm doing - growing out my roots. But it just looks like I got a real expensive color job. SUCKAS!