I don't know what England's age of consent laws are, but he was a well-regarded teacher at her school. Bottom line is that is predatory behavior.

I believe she's British, and will admit that I don't know what England's age of consent laws are.

Ugh, thank you. That article is disgusting and Jezebel's writers know better.

Lauren Silverman, the married woman pregnant with Simon Cowell's kid, had an affair with an English teacher when she was 16.

Please tell me this is going to be a regular weekly feature!

YES. I was going to say that she looked like a Disney princess and you nailed it.

Okay, now I kind of wish I'd been invited. I'll take a Margaery Tyrell outfit, please.

Jeez, me too. I'm so ashamed.

Haha, right? I'm just trying to help!

As for that last quote, what the hell is personal about buying a bread maker at Target off a registry because it's the last thing left in your price range that's left? That's not personal, that's running somebody's errands for them.

I will happily give my friends money at their wedding. Go on a fancy honeymoon! Use it for a down payment on a house! Start a savings account for future babies! I want to celebrate your union with you and help you with a prosperous start.

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This Top Shop skimmer is similar. But sold out.

Relax, it's a gossip column not an economic policy bill.

Right? Fuck you TMZ, my grandma was a hottie and looked stylin' in her high-waisted bikini. Just like I do.

Ugh, maybe she was fired for being insufferable.

"And besides, I had tons of boyfriends who loved everything Merge put out in the '90s as much as I did. It wasn't exactly a slam-dunk for whether our romance would succeed."

Well, helloooooooooooooooo nurse!

"less than perfect skin," says the magazine.