Well, helloooooooooooooooo nurse!

"less than perfect skin," says the magazine.

Exactly. Could the dress hide her calf? Absolutely. Could the dress hide her foot with a four inch heel strapped to it? Nah, dude.

He so perfectly fits the role! I hope there's a good reason that they didn't cast him.

Lame. I'm still pissed it's not Jesse Williams.

How 21-year-olds manage their relationships isn't relevant to anyone much over the age of 21.

I just about fell out of my chair at this idea. TO THE KITCHEN!

Oh, don't worry. Those people don't vote.

Now *that's* what I want to do when I grow up!

"What are you gonna look like at 80!"

Celebrities, just like us!

I'm re-reading the series right now and just finished Catching Fire (in one day). I'm so excited for this movie!

ONE OF US, ONE OF US

I think you misspelled "orgy".

All of my answers were merely educated rough guesses.

What are virgins, bald eagles?

I scored a Super Slut!!

Having however much sex you want... requires that you're comfortable with who you are and what you want, and capable of communicating both of those things.

Um, did it give her name? I'll fucking marry her.

Oh, you're a white man telling jokes with minorities as the butt of the joke? HOW BRAVE.