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Oh, I have hobbit feet too! A little bit of Veet every few weeks though does the trick.

Also, if I was worried about my late-life care, I could just take the QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS that a kid would cost to raise and put it into my 401k.

I will definitely be asking my doctor for the suppository. I will also ask for a pre-appointment percoset / xanax. Fingers crossed!

I had an extremely painful Mirena insertion and almost fainted. At no point was I offered cervix-softening medication or extra-strength pain meds. In fact, when I was scheduling the appointment I asked about pain meds and if I would need a ride from the appointment and was told to just take an ibuprofen and I'd be

I was in the gallery while they were debating this bill. One of the Democratic Senators actually used the phrase "race to the bottom".

I was in the gallery while they debated this bill. They started the session off with a prayer. I was flabbergasted.

Actually, I bet you can get drunk with little to no hangover because you've got a liver like pure, driven snow.

The Adult Hangover is serious business. I used to think that I couldn't be stopped by the threat of a mere hangover... but that was before I truly knew the power of a Hangover.

OMG. "You don't know my life!" Haha.

From the thumbnail, I thought this hat was drawn onto the photo. "No way that's real," I said.

The rape tactics that the author got called out for were posted on Reddit as previews of book chapters. So yes, that's what will actually be in the book.

Hopefully since Kickstarter finds it so "abhorrent" they'll abstain from taking their usual cut of donations.

Well I hope since they find it so "abhorrent" they'll refuse to take their cut.

Sigh. Yup.

OH THAT'S WHERE YOUR DICK IS!

Ugh, I just recoiled. I have like, a physical aversion to floppy fish handshakes.

Reported!

It's a bit like an arms race, huh? Like, the fact that some of us (me definitely included) do it (BEGRUDGINGLY) means that there's pressure for everyone to do it.

I would buy anything that woman told me to buy.

3 shots of tequila and 2 shots of vodka back to back? Ouch! Is there a sequel where you send a bunch of embarrassing text messages and then throw up on the carpet? :(