Alternate headline: “How to Polish a Turd”

Man, can you be any more of a simpleton?

Zelda is a fine character competetively. You just need to keep the teleporting to a minimum, as a kill confirm or recover. Your tilts, Down B, Down Air, Neural Air, and Side and Neutral B need to be you bread and butter. With Up and Side airs as kill moves along with up b and smash attacks only coming out when you…

“Instagram Influencer”

Um, TGGP does appear to know what “penultimate” means, as he or she is contrasting the last two seasons: the penultimate one and the final one.

Diane Douglas is trash! During the teacher strike in Arizona, she threatened teachers for participating in the strike, saying they would be investigated and reminding the teachers that Diane has the power to revoke certifications for certified staff. She also has an embarrassing history of filing a lawsuit against a…

Ironic considering the cars end up doing left turns.

“And I’m really at a loss to explain the middle-of-the-night travel planning unless they are going overseas.”

Lol at the idea that “intersectionality,” the idea that that different people have a different experience of life depending in part on the various demographics to which they belong, is in any way extreme (instead of, like, crushingly obvious).

Transcript of the entire hearing:

No mention of the new Kacey Musgraves album?

I don’t share most/any of my passwords with my wife for one simple reason.

Getting married does not mean surrendering private autonomy.

This is one of the reasons I love my induction stove!

Does Clarence Thomas have a soul? Discuss.

Obviously she should take the time she needs. But fuck Margaret Court and I hope Serena eventually beats her record.

I believe them. I just don’t think that what he did is necessarily grounds for resignation. Because I don’t put everything into the same ‘sexual assault’ basket and act like fucking a 14 year-old is the same as touching someone’s boob or butt. That said, that’s two women that accuse Franken now, if it turns out this…

I never thought Liz Phair was a good singer. Am I alone here?

I will put a decent amount of money on it being called Exile in My-Ville