i know a lot of nurses who bike, so that reasoning makes no sense. regardless, i don’t care about your reason for commuting how you do. i care about cars pretending like they are entitled to the road (it’s illegal to bike on the sidewalk. trust me, if we could avoid the road, we would. we have no choice). and…

Honestly, they would prefer we die than wait 2 seconds to do something that increases our safety. Drivers are psychotic.

And bikers think your lazy ass that sits behind your steering wheel is entitled to the road. Have a little empathy to people trying to not pollute the earth and get some exercise in the process. It’s really not hard to yield for 3 seconds to a biker while you’re in a 2,000 pound metal shield, and we are subjected to…

Yes, we know that you guys wish cyclists dead. When Gawker posted about a cyclist in NYC being purposefully mowed down and killed the entire comment section was people complaining how awful cyclists. No one was horrified by the fact that a man was murdered. I’ve since decided the people who hate cyclists are just…

Are you fucking with me? What sewer did you crawl out of? Holy shit if everyone here from Breitbart could please return to home base, that’d be swell.

Hooray for adulting. Doesn’t this all sound like SO. MUCH. FUN. :(

Guess I won't be eating dinner tonight.

I think voters will be able to distinguish between two females

Woman’s son writes excellent blog!

Hold on, let me just finish my first drink

I have to admit I’m not entirely sorry that the game no longer works when in a moving car. It’s a safety problem to make it possible to play when moving, and because so many people will do so when they are the driver and not the passenger, it’s not a good idea to enable temptation.

The scene of Elizabeth yelling at Paige deserves a special award for Best Performance by a Facial Artery.

And I’ll be really suspicious if she doesn’t bother showing up.

Car insurance is also more expensive overall if you pay on a monthly basis rather than every six or twelve months.

I personally LOVE his new Hairy Styles!

Do Australians think that because they live on an island... they can revamp their lives? Didn’t Rebel Wilson do the same thing?

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

I think you end up eating each other anyways.