Are you fucking with me? What sewer did you crawl out of? Holy shit if everyone here from Breitbart could please return to home base, that’d be swell.

Hooray for adulting. Doesn’t this all sound like SO. MUCH. FUN. :(

Guess I won't be eating dinner tonight.

I think voters will be able to distinguish between two females

Woman’s son writes excellent blog!

Hold on, let me just finish my first drink

I have to admit I’m not entirely sorry that the game no longer works when in a moving car. It’s a safety problem to make it possible to play when moving, and because so many people will do so when they are the driver and not the passenger, it’s not a good idea to enable temptation.

Car insurance is also more expensive overall if you pay on a monthly basis rather than every six or twelve months.

I personally LOVE his new Hairy Styles!

Do Australians think that because they live on an island... they can revamp their lives? Didn’t Rebel Wilson do the same thing?

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Would it have been better if he/they just picked up the sandwich and ate it like nothing had happened? Can’t taste any worse than gunpowder, right?

Overheard at Deadspin: “Who would be the worst person to rank ballpark foods?”

Why isn’t there some kind of intervention before these lists get published?

pretty sure wendy’s thing is to do a terribly wrong hot take so she gets attention, then reverses it and pretends to be all remorseful so people are all like “thanks for seeing the light wendy now you woke too”, and then she counts her money and cackles and goes onto jezebel and looks in the greys to find another…

The video for the interested -