Sorry, that’s the worst theory ever and it’s all over the internet anyway. The Americans is too smart a show for a ridiculous 24-like twist like that.

His weave is pretty jacked up though, I’ll give you that.

Yes, but Elizabeth is a huge idiot for wanting to reveal the secret in the first place. Who didn’t see this coming? “Oh okay, my parents are Commie spies - cool! I’m totally not gonna confide in my Pastor who I trust way more than my shifty parents who are out late and come home smelling like gun powder and Glanders.”

Can confirm; I binge watched the first two seasons on Amazon Prime a year ago and was quickly obsessed.

OMGGGGG I love this show and I wish The Muse did weekly recaps. I can’t believe it’s so not-watched by the masses (well actually I can, people are idiots, but still).

Yep. I’m a man, but I recognize that most men have huge pores, blackheads, dry/flaky skin etc more often.

So was he on Skagos or with the Umbers?

Jon was burned in season one (when fighting that wight that tried to kill Mormont). Sorry.

This bothered me too, but (since I’m a map nerd also) I’m going to head-canon that he boarded a ship on the Bay of Ice, which isn’t too far from Castle Black. Traveling on a ship would be a lot less dangerous than traversing the North by foot, and faster too.

You wouldn’t recall any torture from the books, because he’s not in Kings Landing at this point. He’s gravely injured on Dragonstone.

Drake with beard: sex.

Eek. Sounds like they got unlucky (or maybe I got lucky). I adopted a rescue last year, can leave him at home all day while I’m at work and sometimes most of the night if I’m going out and he’s fine, he just lazes around. He gets 2 walks a day (and loves playing fetch), but otherwise he’s super low maintenance.

Also likely (and bad)

The 1975, “Kiss”
CHVRCHES, “I Would Die 4 U”

The Emmys routinely ignore amazing shows like The Americans, which is easily the most heralded show on TV right now but because no one watches it, it never gets nominated.

(Yes, I’m a bitter fan)

I mean, I mostly agree with you (I don’t think GoT is “bad now”, but S5 is easily the weakest), but lots of viewers does not = quality. I mean, the most watched TV shows last year were The Big Bang Theory and NCIS...not exactly high brow shit.

okay, asshole.

I enjoyed when she let the (mostly fake) “twee bubbly pop star” persona down and showed her more jaded side (like when she advises singers to get lawyers, says she wishes she’d written the Friends theme song just for the royalties, and would tell her 19 year old self to be prepared to get slut-shamed - all more…

Yep. As soon as I read that, I knew the rest of the list would be shit.

Yup. I don’t care if you were born in 1983 and don’t want to identify as a millennial or whatever. Gen Y is just the name that was used before millennial. Which a very simple Google search corroborates.

Seattle too low (and I don’t even live there)

Yeah, Phoenix has it’s issues (hotter than Hades, bad traffic, unwalkable, little culture, Republicans galore) but cmon, lower than Detroit? Columbus? Baltimore? No way.