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I mean, at this point, the show has more holes than swiss cheese, but it’s still incredibly entertaining and pretty well-acted. Allison is a great character, as is Astrid.

Venus never won the Australian or French Opens, so that puts her at quite a disadvantage in the GOAT rankings.

Yeah. Grant Thornton (a public accounting firm notorious for working its employees to the bone and having massive turnover) just switched to an unlimited PTO plan, and it’s so easy to see through the marketing. They don’t want to have to pay out large amounts of cash every year to employees who run for the hills, and

Agreed, and also, you can’t be a regular at a fucking Chipotle. This isn’t your local neighborhood bar or mom & pop restaurant down the street, it’s a huge massive chain where like 50,000 people eat per day, pay for your damn burrito and drink and move on!

That’s okay, not everyone likes clubs. I wouldn’t call someone lame for not liking clubs. There are plenty of times when I don’t feel like going to a club, but I’m certainly not going to say “I’m too old for that.” And I have plenty of friends who don’t drink who are still an absolute blast, whether we’re at a bar or

Yes! I’m 26, and I can’t stand it when my friends pull that shit. Oh, you’re too “old” to stay out past 7pm on a weekend night? No, the correct term is LAME.

...I can’t have fireball shots at 25...(well actually 27)!?

Ummm that’s not gross, it’s the only way to drink tea #Britishwayforlife

I have a question (not a barista here) - why does Starbucks allow you to order cappuccinos in the huge size? Isn’t that like, impossible? Also, that new flat white drink they offer (I know it’s not new overall, just to Starbucks), why do they ask what size you want? Because I’m pretty sure if you get a bigger size,

Not unranked, unseeded. Jesus.

It’s a horrible place, dusty and hot and vaguely meth-y. Nope nope nope.

Also, if you have multiple student loans and you make an extra payment through direct debit, many banks will allocate the extra payment to all of the loans, when in fact, you should be trying to bring down the loan with the highest interest rate first. For this reason, I have to go in every month after my regular

Yeah, that’s definitely “Welcome to New York”

Yeah it’s basically only good for checking email and sending iMessages, and even then, ehhhhhhh. That’s okay, I can wait a few hours rather than pay $12 to read 12 spam messages from Amazon or Banana Republic or whatever.

This is like my nightmare! I can’t look at that picture without imagining that girl flying off that wing so fast and spinning down to her death.

Seriously. Drew went to college in like 1991, things are different now. You can’t just major in whatever you think is fun and get a good job afterwards. His advice is literally the worst.

Twenty percent? What shows are you watching!? (Because I need to start watching new shows, apparently)

Because they are idiots.

Nobody is born gay; it’s a lifestyle.