...I can’t have fireball shots at 25...(well actually 27)!?

Ummm that’s not gross, it’s the only way to drink tea #Britishwayforlife

I have a question (not a barista here) - why does Starbucks allow you to order cappuccinos in the huge size? Isn’t that like, impossible? Also, that new flat white drink they offer (I know it’s not new overall, just to Starbucks), why do they ask what size you want? Because I’m pretty sure if you get a bigger size,…

Not unranked, unseeded. Jesus.

It’s a horrible place, dusty and hot and vaguely meth-y. Nope nope nope.

Also, if you have multiple student loans and you make an extra payment through direct debit, many banks will allocate the extra payment to all of the loans, when in fact, you should be trying to bring down the loan with the highest interest rate first. For this reason, I have to go in every month after my regular…

Yeah, that’s definitely “Welcome to New York”

Yeah it’s basically only good for checking email and sending iMessages, and even then, ehhhhhhh. That’s okay, I can wait a few hours rather than pay $12 to read 12 spam messages from Amazon or Banana Republic or whatever.

This is like my nightmare! I can’t look at that picture without imagining that girl flying off that wing so fast and spinning down to her death.

Seriously. Drew went to college in like 1991, things are different now. You can’t just major in whatever you think is fun and get a good job afterwards. His advice is literally the worst.

Twenty percent? What shows are you watching!? (Because I need to start watching new shows, apparently)

Because they are idiots.

Nobody is born gay; it’s a lifestyle.

Not quite the same thing. You might have a preference for brunettes, but if the right blonde came along, you’d be fine with it.

It doesn’t work that way for gay men and lesbians. It’s an orientation, not a preference.

A good friend of mine was laid off last year, but him and his wife didn't cancel their unlimited-access-to-everything DVR/cable package, so when they complained they were draining their savings too quickly, I struggled to find sympathy.

Durango? I've seriously spent too much time trying to figure it out haha. Durango is nowhere near 60,000 people. Farmington is closer than 1.5 hours.

Uh....Gallup?

Danielle is not the eldest sister; Este is.

I've been listening to this album a lot over the past couple of weeks. She has such personality that shines through in her songs. I liked Electra Heart too, actually, but it took me longer to get into (and I still absolutely despise "Bubblegum Bitch")