Stop trying to make Daniel Franzese happen, Looking, it's not going to happen.

Yeah, I know I'm supposed to hate Russell Tovey's character but...come on. It's Russell Tovey.

Ugh with this column or whatever we're calling it...if everyone did everything perfectly, would we even have a show at all?

1) The actor who plays Eddie is terrible and over the top, so...don't be excited about him
2) Doris was hilarious and you sound like a horrible roommate
3) Agustin literally did nothing assholey in…

She's still semi-recovering from a bout of glandular fever that she got in 2013, I think.

I mean, I guess I can see the thought behind it, but still - tough titties. That's just one of the downsides one has to accept if you have lots of food allergies. There are a myriad of reasons (mostly liability-related) why a restaurant can't just let people bring their own food. The customers in question might really…

I'm not really sure what it's trying to say - so, when you play the Song of Time and go back to the 1st day, it won't save? You'll then have to go and find a stupid owl statue?

And I'm assuming that now the owl statue saves are not single-use?

Is it Riu Palace, by chance? Stayed there last summer; fantastic experience.

Agreed. I have problems with those characters too - and I'll throw in Rosalina, as well.

Or Zelda's wave.

Not that I'm a fan of this song (it annoys me to no end), but I don't get the hate for this line. It's literally so toothless. How come no one is on Nicki Minaj for her "fuck them skinny bitches" in Anaconda?

Ugh, right? I grew up in Arizona, and I can also tell you that people there cannot pronounce "Chipotle" correctly (well maybe they can now due to the success of the restaurant, but 10-15 years ago, they would ask for the "Cha-poodle sauce" at Subway allllllllllll the time)

Right? Some of us are trying not to get fat. Or broke.

I'll take my skip the meals beforehand, hard liquor approach, thank you very much.

Hmmmm. I worked in finance/accounting, and it's pretty common to get a match. I used to bitch that ours wasn't enough. It would be interesting to see some breakdown by industry.

And if you can believe it, some people ignore that free money!

About your second comment (most employers not matching 401k contributions): really? I've always thought that most did at least some matching. Do you have a source for that?

No "bubble and squeak"? Hmmmm. Easiest and tastiest way to eat leftovers. Throw turkey, stuffing, roast potatoes, and any veggies into a frying pan with oil. Fry until crisp and golden, season with salt and pepper...and you're done.

I typically owe every year because I set my withholdings relatively low...I'd rather owe than have a large refund, honestly, but getting a big bill is no fun either. So this year I switched from a standard PPO plan to an HSA, and last week, made a pretty hefty contribution to it. This will reduce my AGI, so hopefully…

Fun fact: Flagstaff, AZ averages 100.3 inches of snow per year. Yes....a city in Arizona gets more snow than Anchorage or Buffalo. I just find that fascinating.

He's too fat now.

Where does gin fall into this? That's now the only non-beer/wine drink my feeble liver can tolerate. Well I guess besides margaritas, which would probably fall towards the end of Drew's list...

Well, Zelda IS supposed to be set in some sort of pre-technologically advanced/ancient time, and people did pretty stupid things back then. Believing that traveling a few miles away would save you from death is probably something people would've done.

I actually always thought that kind of added to the incredible…