IMO he's not as funny as he was on Weekend Update, he leans in super awkwardly close to his guests, and compliments them way too frequently.

Ok, what do you do in this situation (that I faced last week): You go out to a pub/restaurant with about 15-20 coworkers after an event, the partner pays for everyone's dinner and the first round of drinks, but of course we all order a 2nd/3rd drink, too. Should one person just pay for all the other drinks, then?

My…

One of these things is not like the others (hint: I do not find New Girl funny in the slightest)

No, but it was clearly written in a way that would've been okay if it had been.

Ha! I love that episode. Best part is when JD breaks up with Mandy Moore and she's crying, and he says "I think it's funny that she's not saying 'that's so sad'; she's actually crying" like such an asshole.

My younger (adult) sister apparently didn't know. Just the other week as she is sitting in my passenger seat, she says something like "why do you always get back in the right lane?" I've obviously failed as a sibling.

Like this?

"You're from the 70s, but I'm a 90s bitch."
vs
"You're from the 70s, but I'm a 90s chick."

So much nuance.

I don't necessarily agree with your list (Toblerone and Cadbury both deserve to be higher, Reeces much, much lower), but some of the comments here are wack. People actually enjoy Butterfingers and Paydays? Yuck.

I've thought about this too (and I'm doing a replay as well). I would hope that when they inevitably shut down the multiplayer server, they will release a patch that will take that aspect out of the game? Otherwise, you would never able to get above 50%...It was always a stupid idea, anyway. Multiplayer was only fun…

That's what's infuriating, is that America loves this shit. And Don't Trust The B in Apt 23 gets cancelled.

To be extreme: if you enjoy laugh-track comedies, you're dumb and I hate you.

Probably best to leave them open, as closing them will decrease the average age of your accounts and will probably decrease your credit score, depending on how many other accounts you have and how old they are. If they have annual fees, though, you might want to close them just to save yourself the money...

Sometimes I'm tempted by these enticing rewards, but Credit Karma and Credit Sesame tell me that my average account age is too low, so I'm not planning on opening a new card anytime soon. Plus, some of the cards have nasty annual fees - I got an American Express offer today for a card with a $175 annual fee...no thank…

So, which is it? Servers bitch about the tipping system and how a lot of people don't tip, but then if you suggest we move to a hourly-rate system like, oh I dunno, the rest of the civilized world, they bitch that they won't be making as much money as before?

I like that he kept the gender pronouns of the original song. It's always annoying when artists do a cover and just have to change it, it's like WE GET IT, YOUR'RE HETERO.

Obviously this implies that you need at least some money. But would you rather have a salary of $40,000 with six weeks off, or a salary of $80,000 with 1 week off? Tough choice for many.

Maybe Jez should stop talking shit about them?

He was incredible on Happy Endings, but I find him tolerable at best on The Mindy Project. I liked him in one of last week's episodes, but the whole bro thing is really tired. They should've made him gay again.

To be fair, that specific writer has a penchant for shit like that. I don't think Dodai would've said it.

That being said, good on Mindy (Lahiri, not Kaling) for taking a dig at them, for all the nasty shit they post about her.

Do you need ice with beer or wine?

One more reason to booze it up on flights.