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Oh my god, the girl who wants to burn her boyfriend's Xbox. Fuck that girl. I'm gay, so I don't have to deal with that as often, but shit...just let me have my "childish" hobby in peace and I won't make fun of you for yours (everyone has a time wasting hobby, that's the whole fucking point!)

The new season of Archer is awesome! Definitely sad re: three weeks.

You're an idiot.

Potentially dumb question, but how did he stabilize himself during the spin? I'm assuming the team predicted that would happen and there's a way to counter it, but I'm unclear as to how....

It's ok, my original comment was heated and probably easily misunderstood. I'm just sick of these white, straight, privileged people attempting to be the crusaders of all minorities. When they get it right, it's really great (see "Same Love", even if you think it's a cash-in or whatever), but when they get it wrong?

Great; if only Madeleine had put it that way, her post might have stuck a little more. Instead, she just said "better and longer" and then threw in a faux-defending-the-gays quip.

I'm being facetious in that Madeleine Davies probably says it that way in her head. Maybe I should've said "teh blacks" to make that more obvious.

It's because the fucking (white) Jezebel girls JUST HAVE to stick up for the blacks because otherwise they're hypocrites, am I right? Can't ruin their cred now, can they? The snark from the writers as of late is ridiculous.

As a gay man, FUCK OFF. Macklemore has done way more for gay rights than anyone of the writers

oh my god, this so much.

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I'll just leave this here. Pretty awesome eh?

Oh my goooosh, I loved these as a kid. Specifically the grilled chicken caesar one. So sad they're gone.

I do this all the time. My boyfriend just scoops them up and puts them on the dresser, or worse, the floor.

I think he looks better now than before. A little more to love! Plus, guys are who are ripped like that are NO fun. They can't have booze, they can't have good food, URGH.

Sigh...people (and colleges) need to stop lumping "business" degrees into one category. If you meant "general business studies" or something that you might get from a community college, then fine, call it useless. But Accounting? Finance? Far from useless. Public Accounting is one of the most in-demand industries

Ahhh! Was it from taking out/putting in contacts? I'm always kind of afraid that one of these days I'm going to accidentally stab myself

The technical term is "traumatic insemination" (the more you know!)

Ugh, my friend who runs marathons said that this is like a (disgusting) "secret" between runners or something, and that on her 10 mile morning run or however long it is that she likes to punish her body everyday, she takes a dump behind the same guy's house. WHAT. A BITCH. Imagine that guy's expression when he finds

But I thought spinach was high in magnesium, which helps you avoid kidney stones?

Going a little off-topic, but any gay/lesbian couples want to chime in and tell us how they did or plan to do this? Me and my boyfriend have kind of discussed it casually (marriage is a long way away for us, plus it's not legal in our state anyway), but he kind of wants to hyphenate (or have me take his name lulz),

You politely ask them to remove their devices and go board your flight?