Impressed with his parents' ability to make the name "Derek" even more basic.

this guy is the worst. No actual journalism background, and gets incredibly butt hurt at any sort of criticism.

Why would he? There's no real indicator in the story that the link is necessary, other than it points to yet another kitchenette story (thus making any attempts to explain WHY Yelp is broken dubious as you are sourcing your own stories). There's no mention of Bottom Bistro in the above story, or in the text of the…

You're a dick. The limp kind, not the awesome kind. People read your stories and you always have something rude to say. You write for Jezebel. Calm the fuck down. peace out bitch.

To be fair, I didn't click the link either and had to read the paragraph three times to find it because the color scheme isn't very friendly to people with even moderate red-green colorblindness like myself. So there's that.

I thought stank face was just her normal face?

Hi! Sorry to burst your bubble, but LC does not design the collection. She "designs" the collection. In other words, there is a team of designers at Kohl's who design everything.

armpit-to-armpit hostility

We all know who really carries the show now. His thinly-veiled dislike of Guiliana fuels my soul:

25 gravity filled years later:

"I didn't understand it, so I put it on my body for the rest of my life."

out of the greys (or are they turquoise????)

Yeah, even at our worst, my sisters and I were never that mean to each other. I can swear by that, as "the fat one" - they would never, ever say that to me, and I would never say anything equivalently cruel to them. We fight, and that does involve saying meaner things than we would otherwise, but never that awful.

Well remember when Pam Anderson seemed the icon for that busty beauty standard? So now, if the hollywood thin is out-dated–has that been replaced by big booty?

Not my sisters. I can't even wrap my head around it. Sorry! YMMV!

:( Sisters shouldn't do that.

Well I have eyes, so yes. Put it this way, her ass is as real as her nose, as her breasts, as her mother's nose, her mother's breasts, her mothers stomach, her grandmother's breasts, her grandmother's nose, her grandmother's facelift.....and so on. Her instagram shows she comes from a family of women who are head to…

That is one thing I appreciated about this article- she clarified that she doesn't think she was fat before. Thanks, Khloe! Do your thing!

And she probably has a few more bathrooms in her house just like it! Whahaha!

I wouldn't want Justin Timberlake to be in the delivery room, either! I can just picture it now, him making the entire situation about him. Hell, he'd probably proclaim, "I did it!" once the baby was born. I mean...