They're fine. Just fill 'em, girl.

GIRL, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN.

Yeah, no other show on TV has that.

I thought the suit Tweet was a reference to the crazy hubub that happened the last time the President wore a very ugly tan suit. I mean, I like to think it's a burn on ol' Boner, but I doubt it.

Why should the mothers feel like failures? Boys don't learn this kind of toxic masculinity from their mothers. They learn this from other men.

What about their fathers? Would you consider their fathers failures, too?

Can you even imagine what it must be like to find out you were raped by seeing the event on video? I can't. My heart goes out to her.

Uhh, not for nothing, but if anyone gets to cease-and-desist this, it's Tina Fey...who gave us Grizz's fiancé, Feyoncé.

So rude and presumptuous, Bey. Maybe people just wanted to celebrate Grizz from 30 Rock's fiancée, Feyoncé.

Out of celebrity offspring who model and actually look like models, I can think of Georgia May Jagger. That's it. The rest is just nepotism. Kendall is definitely pretty, but she doesn't have high fashion looks.

University of Arizona, Theatre degree. Which to me is insane since she is about as expressive as block of cheese.

I hate that I know this, but Kourtney actually has a degree.

Honestly, good for her. She's a working model. She works. And since that seems to be a real sticking point with the Jez commentariat re: her family, here you go: She has a job and one that you all can agree is an actual job.

It's amazing that this person - without any connections and only a few dollars to her name, can make it in the big time. It gives me hope that someday my daughter will follow in her footsteps or you know, become a scientist and astronomer which she is what she currently wants to be. Whatever.

Is this supposed to be shade

And cheesy blasters. Can't forget those!

Give it a rest, Wesley. We get it - Taylor is so inauthentic and fake, unlike Katy who is an artiste who expresses her authentic self through her whipped cream-shooting nipples.

I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT THE FIRST TIME.

You shut your mouth.

So you're procrastinating on your netflix signup?