Whatever.

I mean, I get what you're saying, but I've definitely had clear pee many a-time in my life. It being clear isn't really a selling point of difference in my mind.

<Blatant Madeleine Davies-baiting....worked>

I think that's a Goldie Hawn line from First Wives Club:

Kristen Bell's response to Giuliana Rancic asking her if a second baby is easier is perfect. "It's the same amount of work... because it's another baby."

Madeleine, I love that you placed a Jennifer Aniston blurb right underneath the "aging actress" discussion, especially since I have thoroughly convinced myself that Russell Crow is secretly referring to Aniston and her performance in We're the Millers.

I love his work in the Gold Bond commercials. It's so over the top give no fucks.

I just want to say that your chat name is really nice!

This would be better satire if the article wasn't genuinely wrong.

Did she consent to this photo being shared online? I know she's not a minor but all the same.

I am pretty sure you guys are mocking inevitable commenters on this thread here (If not, my apologies), but I have a pretty hard time when I see articles like this with seeing how they are that different (in kind, if not in degree) from, Reddit hosting/reposting the nudes of JLaw et al. I mean, yes, this woman was in…

The hell is going on in the office today?

The Daily Mail called....and wishes it wrote this boob humor thing.

Do not mansplain this to me.

Same. What happened to feminism? This ain't it. This boobs.

Seems pretty standard these days.

Same. I thought this was a feminist blog.

Wow, Jezebel. So disappointed in you.

ENJOY YOUR EARTHQUAKE INTO THE OCEAN! *Sobs into ice*