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...i thought everyone knew that?

I CAN’T DECIDE WHAT IT IS THAT I HATE MOST ABOUT THIS FACE.

they both have a severe lack of chin

“You’re old, so I’m pretending to care about what you have to say because there’s a camera in my face”

more importantly, what the literal fuck is going on over here?

does the lady in this gif know that her contouring looks like poop?

But they’re BRINDLE!!!11!!!!

Yep. I’ve been told I’m v strong in my convictions, and that might be correct, but tbf there are just some things where there is no gray area. I consider anything that violates trust to be pretty black and white.

sorry and I really don’t mean to make you vomit but can you imagine him having a wiener inside of you. BARF

Ugh my fiancés family is so mean to him about his weight. He’s gained a little in the past few years - and although we see them maybe once a year, it’s never more than an hour or two before they find some way to bring it up. It makes me so sad because I know how much it bothers him, and they just think it’s hilarious.

My fiancée is a reporter with the AP in Chicago and he was there...the free lancer didn't have the CPD credentials. Fiancée says there have been times that he didn't have credentials for certain pressers and he wasn't given access, either.

He didn't have the proper credentials to gain access. My fiancé is a reporter with he AP in Chicago and he was there.

He didn’t have the proper CPD credentials. This guy is being a wiener.

Northwest Indiana is not part of Chicago, sorry.

and thank god pinkham is leaving!

That totally makes sense. Younger-me started off being somewhat flattered by male attention, but 16 + years of street harassment and assault make me ready to bite a dude’s head off if they try something with me.

oh dear god, why? How can you possibly throw that shitheap into the same conversation? He is the hackiest of hacks .

In trial, Fogle reportedly sobbed as he recounted how he’d hurt his family and his wife, who would be a single mother should he go to prison.

I am naturally clumsy. Just the other day I was walking down the hall at work and I moved my hand and knocked a HUGE picture off of the wall, positive I had broken my finger, all while in direct view of a full conference room.

Kate Hudson has proven herself to be an idiot on a few occasions, but Terry Richardson? Come on. WHAT WOULD GOLDIE DO?