what is going on with her eyebrows. who thought that was a good idea?

let’s keep in mind the shitstorm that happened after the Super Bowl and Beyonce’s team going through and completely wiping unsatisfactory photos from the Internet, something that never happens for anyone else ever.

Oh man, are you me? Is your friend my friend?

When the bride has decided she wants the bridesmaids to be able to pick whatever dresses they want, why should it be the groom’s place to micromanage and rule that out? I should have included in the original post that’s what the issue was.

No.

Because the dude has awful taste. And the bride wanted the bridesmaids to be able to pick their own dresses.

My friend’s fiance is VERY involved with their wedding. I have posted some stories about him previously (he is a v difficult person in general, lives an existence that is the most extreme example of Single Child Syndrome I have ever witnessed and he is a 40 year old man). His own father gave him shit about being so…

She is so far up her own ass. JANE TRACKER. are you fucking kidding me?

It’s only because there are men behind those decisions, and they know that IF ONLY Republicans would elect a woman, she would have to be hot. It’s the only way.

A friend of mine used to work out at the same gym as Marty. He tells me that Baberaham Lincoln is one of those weirdos that walks around the locker room sans towel and strikes up convos with people.

lol, my favorite part of that quote is “How do they know what is in my heart?” Yes, sir, surely HOW would one ever be able to ascertain what you are truly thinking?

My boobs always drew the criticism of my mom. To this day if I show any cleavage she glares at it. Lol

I played tennis all through high school and my goddamn tennis skirt was ALWAYS too short in the back. Thank god for our tennis shorts underneath.

No - but he did get food poisoning during their trip! #karma

Their relationship is so weird. He never showed up for anything work related when S/Os were invited, and they took a trip to Italy recently and he booked his flight separate from hers because it was leaving a little bit earlier and she would still be at work. Like, why not wait until she left so they could take a…

A former coworker used to have annual relationship evaluations. We were talking about getting engaged (I had recently been engaged, she isn’t) but she said “the last review we had made it look like we are on track to probably be engaged by next year” like it’s a timeline for a project at work.

lol you are such a dork

I should let you know I srsly moved here two months ago and don't know what any of those words mean lol.

Yeah, I’m with you - most curly bangs end up looking mop-ish, but this is v cute.

Do you cut your own? If so - I am jelly because I never have a steady enough hand to. My stylist has forbade me from ever going after them :/