I am not even wild about babies and this is just the cutest thing I have ever seen.

THANK YOU. I am Amy’s exact height and weight and I am a size 8. There isn’t anything wrong with that, and when she tweeted that almost naked pic of herself claiming to be a size 6 I was annoyed - and I love her so much so it was a bummer.

I said this yesterday in regards to an Amy Schumer story — she and I are the exact same weight and height, so when she posted the almost naked pic and was all IM A SIZE SIX I was like

I used to run into him all the time because he lived really close to where my old office is. He is very tall and kind of cranky.

I am excited about her movie because I love her - I came across this link and I was like YEA but also I was like “huh” because of when she tweeted out the pretty much nakey pic and was like “I’m a size 6”, because I am her exact height and weight and I am a size 8, so I dunno.

THAT IS SO WEIRD. I mean, maybe they’re into flight attendant role playing? Ugh, that would creep me out so much. Even more so that he met his wife after meeting this flight attendant.

he is so fugly though. Proof that fame and money surpass a need to fuck someone attractive

right - but for some people explaining that your SO used to date someone with that name which is how you came up with it isn’t the cutest baby name story. To each their own.

my bf’s ex from almost 15 years ago has a fairly uncommon but pretty name, and he suggested it as a possibility if we have a daughter. He isn’t in contact with his ex anymore, but the fact that he suggested was still a big ol NOPE from me, so I can’t even imagine how the mother of his daughter would react if she were…

Only adultosaur can make such a bold assertion

Something slightly similar happened to me a few years ago. I had thrown my bf a surprise party for his 30th birthday - everyone was having a blast, I had invited his best friend from Seattle who he hadn’t seen in a long time, it was great. As the party eventually died down and people went their separate ways from our…

yeah - no one cares.

no one here cares, dude. appreciate it and move on, or maybe even go to that Other part of the internet where there are boobs a-plenty, maybe?

I had more concern with her mother using a dying by the road turtle for food, because EW.

oh god - yahoo chat rooms. I used to wait until we went to my “cool” grandpa’s house to use their internet while my parents hung out and talked with my grandpa and his wife. (also during that time I would steal cigarettes and smoke them in the bathroom. Going to grandpa’s was the coolest!!!11!!1!).

When I lived in DC I was stopped before getting on the train because I had coffee. But to be fair the trains in DC are fucking carpeted.

Or shoot, watevz

Can we put up a notice that encourages people to celebrate hygiene, be holy shit the BO on the way home today was fucking disastrous

That's not so bad - if anything it's sweet. It's not like he took over the actual wedding

Cool.