I just bought a Gap jacket to transition from late-fall to not yet arctic vortex in a size small that is more like a large. RIDICULOUS.

Oh my god —- well, obviously he's done the right thing by cutting off contact from his father. That is awful. I HATE when I hear my bf's family make comments about his weight, because he already goes to the gym regularly and we eat pretty healthy the majority of the time. We live on the other side of the country from…

The sexy, smoldering gaze with that nose is just too much for me.

Ugh — my bf's family is the worst when it comes to fat shaming. He's gained a little weight since we've been together, and he when he sees them (maybe once a year) they make sure to mention it almost non-stop. And he's not at a health risk, there's just a lil more to cuddle.

Her shoes are good, I like some of her purses — I just wish they didn't say "Jessica Simpson" on them. There is just something about it that's a lil embarrassing.

In all seriousness tho I could see HBO going with Ellen Page as a lesbian detective to capitalize on her fairly-recent coming out and also because it's HBO, so boobs. Boobs on boobs. I wouldn't put it past them.

My BF regularly does not bring his wallet with him when he drives places nearby (if he's going to the gym, for example) and it still drives me nuts.

Slate had an amazing article of Trivago guy. SO ON POINT.

These are as ugly as the huge Pepto Bismal pink garbage cans I recently saw in my parents' neighborhood, also to support breast cancer. DRAW A LINE SOMEWHERE, PEOPLE.

That is awful — I'm so sorry to hear about that. I don't know much about dementia, but hopefully there can be progress made in science so we're able to stop it in its early stages.

This isn't exclusive to men, so I'm not sure why Forsyth80 gave it that slant. A female teacher at my former high school who was dealing with early dementia went on a rant to a group of male students about how to go about sexually pleasing a woman and it was REALLY out of character for her. Not sure why this happens…

Why does he look like Ghandi had a baby with a turtle?

No, that wasn't her, that was Kristin Cavalari. And they aren't friends.

GAWD. Srsly tho, there is something just so beautiful about the two of them together, and I generally could give two shits about celebrity couples. They just look so adorable.

Alexa Joel looks(/looked? I think she had plastic surgery, as I might too) WAY more like her dad than her mom.

My boyfriend has been out of town for a week, but that just means my OTHER boyfriend The Gos have been spending more time together.

I was hoping it'd be a boy so that future generations would have a Gos all their own, but I am equally happy it's a girl because for some reason The Gos being a dad to a little girl is the cutest shit I could ever imagine.

I redact my previous question, as it's been answered here. Grocery delivery is a A Thing in just about every city I've ever lived in.

I'm thunderstruck by the fact that it's even possible to get groceries delivered in the UK.

Sorry everyone, but my dog (actually my dad's, actually at my parents' house and I can't have a dog in my building :[[[[[ ) is way cuter than any of yours, which is why I will not be watching any of these videos.