But if I can’t drive a brodozer, how will I let people know I’m packing meat like a Christmas elf?

Breakfast of Friends of Champions.

4th Gear: Yeah, that’s exactly how it’s going to work.

The rigidity of me, Saturday night at 2:15AM, trying to rip the wrapper off a Magnum when I’m five double Tito’s and sodas deep.

My heart goes out to this young man’s parents. I cannot imagine the agony of losing my son, much less the replay of this traumatic event on video.

Clutch find on BaT, Mercedes. Usually I stay away because... it’s BaT, but I may have to bid on this one. I want a mint Miata in yellow so damn bad.

Justin, you are a hell of a writer. It was good seeing you here every day, and if you’re ever in the Houston metro, reach out and find me. I’ll buy you a beer or two.

I think we needed to add more weight and complexity with an additional pivot point to our existing emerging AI systems.

You know what this reminds me of? The green bean casserole with the cheap fried onions in a can on top, with cream of mushroom soup as a base for the “casserole” even though it’s just... bad Thanksgiving casserole.

I just got a new job and I wanted to treat myself to a Panamera. There are like... 10 total used in the price range I’m willing to pay in the entire nation, and they’re all high mileage nonsense.

The inventory problem sucks, and it’s really only getting worse. Under normal circumstances, dealers are happy to transfer cars from one dealer to another. (Pre-chip insanity, you’d just put down your deposit, and then they’d put a car on a truck and send it along for you.)

You ever have one of those moments where you desperately want the lesson of Icarus to be true both metaphorically and literally?

Technically speaking, it’s “ribbed for her pleasure.”

Jason, there’s no need to go nuts over this. I know we’d all be screwed without the various types of fasteners in our cars, but this was hardly a riveting post. (Although, I will say that photo of the Spyker shows they really know how to nail an interior.) I realize you’re probably just trying to hit your quota so you…

Hold on. I just read $80,000 for a Jeep Wrangler and I’m having trouble making all the pieces come together in my head.

This is going to be an open door for every car company that puts a “track mode” in their suspension and throttle settings.

Hmmm, yeah -- I’m still not buying one. It’s just too feminine. I don’t want people thinking I’m some blue haired lesbian with a Black Lives Matter shirt on or something.

I hope to see a few of you in Austin this October. I’m so glad Radwood is back. It’s like PBR. It’s not good, but that’s why I like it.

Just doing a quick search across resale sites... the diesel F-150 is like a Raiders fan without a felony. Which is to say, I couldn’t find one.

... and then take off with the driver door open as the Toyota getaway car follows.