Does Kirk hit anybody with a large candy cane?

I think selfies with celebrities have overtaken signatures.

I think so far South Park has been nailing it this season. I've enjoyed all three episodes. I remember one season open up with a "Apple + Human Centipede" episode and that garbage was not meant to be seen.

A little late to the party, but…may be the manipulative videogame I've played. Scary in the sense this may be the future of big budget AAA games. Here I'm playing Batman (who steals from everybody) who believes his own shit way too much and is just too much of a uber hacker badass but I can't drive worth a damn. Uh…

To be fair, one of his albums was titled "Asshole". Thank goodness for Nikki Sixx standing up for us depressed, suicidal types.

I think it comes back to story and wanting to see if I want to enjoy the rest of the game. I quit Skyrim, Assassin's Creed 4, and Far Cry 3 around the middle because there was really nothing much left to do and I didn't care about finishing the rest of the game. I don't have the patience anymore to trudge through…

Re-redesigning of the website should be easy. Borders. Categories clearly marked. I get lost in a sea of faces on the main page.

Yeah. It's a trip to me too. It's like one big glob in front of me.

GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS WEBSITE

I remember a Conan O' Brien set up of a joke about how somebody, when faced in going to work a shift at Blockbuster, decided to slit their wrists instead. The setup got claps of approval from some members in the audience.

There's something comforting about lots of boring things failing today.

Possum baby…possum playing drums…possum angels floating around…ohhhh mannnnn

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We'll probably get to that point someday where people would be like, "You know, a billion of us need to die so that we don't run out of resources". Thankfully, we have wars, genocide, etc. because people like killing people.

I wouldn't mind going to a movie where it's just two hours of explosion. Don't need story or characters or words. Just shit blowin' the fuck up.

C'mon guys. C'mon. It's a show. Featuring people. And jokes. We think. Family Guy. Family Guy. Family Guy.

It's a show about fucking zombies. Unholy abominations that are a slight to God.

You'll probably see two more remakes of this movie in your lifetime.

I suspect the next episode will be about power outages that are caused by Tom Hanks ego or something.

Maybe she'll talk shit about A$AP Rocky too