Because we are required to attempt to “de-escalate” you. Our supervisors literally REFUSE to take calls if we haven’t done everything else to make you accept the answers we are giving you. This is because 9/10 times the supervisors will give you the same answer we have and have no authority to break policy.

Also, lots of the time we work on COMMISSION and our jobs are contingent on our sales numbers even though our company lies to you and says that we are customer service/tech reps. That’s why we burn through calls when we see you’ve only spend $12 with our company and we are trying to get to someone who is ready to…

People who say “ITS BROKEN”. And then leave it at that. ARGH. I had someone call in because their browser was frozen and they wanted me to fix it because it froze on our website. Fucking shoot me.

Ugh reggie music nerds are the worst because they see me and think “omg she’s alt”. And then they are like “oh have you heard of X entry level metal band?”

I did a sexorcism with my 2 major exes a while back. Their dicks were so much smaller than I remembered. And their technique was horrific. Thank god for being a slut - I would have settled for so little.

It’s totally ok. My ex just reached out to me because he’s currently going through a nasty breakup and wanted to just talk to me about stuff. We dated for a couple years and I treated him really poorly as a result of selfishness and heroin addiction. But since then I’ve gotten sober and I’ve been with an amazing guy…

Happy you found someone who is your emotional, mental and spiritual equal.

I’m almost upset FOR her. For wasting so much time.

My bday is next week and I’m having a dinner to celebrate. Mostly because we are all in our late twenties and a legit special occasion is one of the only times we can get everyone together and out of their homes.

This guy, oh yeah and that guy who’s trying to be president who still has supporters?!?!!?!?!

I’m actually taking a break from horrific excel homework so thankfully your bit doesn’t fall on deaf ears.

Most models are 5’ 8” or taller and weigh between 110-120 so that doesn’t seem weird to me. I weigh 126 at 5’ 10” when I’m happy and not working a desk job. I’ve gained 10 lbs at this fucking place. It’s all about body type. My roommate is as tall as me and like 50lbs heavier. She’s chubby but the deal is that her…

God, that’s so depressing and true.

Nor do I mean slash it back and forth like your tongue is a machete hacking through a forest. (The sideways slash is eternally baffling to me, so much so that I feel like a lunatic even acknowledging it. But it exists.)

That’s always the fun part. They are allowed to ask, make the decision based on their biases then come up with another reason to give you. Being under ADA protected intermittent leave has prevented any promotions I’ve applied for. Even when I was over qualified for the department change. Or maybe it’s just the fact…

That’s exactly it. My cousin eats out every day because he was adopted into a wealthy family - no job or anything. He doesn’t think restaurant workers should be paid $15 an hour because “they aren’t valuable”....So the people who feed him and make sure his food doesn’t kill him aren’t valuable but the kid who sits…

Wow this almost brought me to tears. Someone respecting you for helping them, what a novel concept.

It’s funny how that works huh?

There’s no shame in aborting a fetus who would never have more potential than a 3 year old. People need to take responsibility for their shitty genes and just get rid of the thing. Have some compassion jfc.

You are describing consequences to your career as if they are different for women - yes it sucks for men too. Honestly, if you want to be treated like a human being, just move to Scandinavia. Americans don’t care about children, feelings, equality or anything that impedes profit.