If this was in the US, insurance would have denied her claim to rebuild her throat properly as cosmetic I guarantee it.

Exactly.

That's cool so he just wanted to murder her and her children's souls and leave the shells breathing. What a nice guy.

This is 50 Shades of Gray 15 years later.

The ability to inseminate trumps the life and liberty of a woman in almost every situation.

Not everyone deserves to be a parent. The ability to inseminate doesn't mean you get to dictate to another being for the first 18 years of its existence.

Yeah that's probably exactly what he wants to do.

Men are afraid women are going to abort their unplanned kids. Women are afraid men will attempt to murder them and terrify them for the rest of their lives.

Yes that's what I'm saying. I'm going to bet that you have one eye that's slightly bigger. Just like one of your feet is probably bigger than the other. The body is not perfectly symmetrical.

Haha, wouldn't that be the worst if you did look like a moose though

100% of peoples' eyes are not identical.

My credo

People in America think this is erotic because they secretly only want women to enjoy sex if they are somehow exchanging a part of their humanity for it.

tumblr loves him because he's only attractive to weird nerds who think it's quirky to be attracted to the ugliest people. And that's 70% of tumblr.

He's only attractive to weird nerds who think it's quirky to be attracted to the ugliest people.

Well his disgusting bone structure is misleading, he looks straight out of a West Virginia trailer park.

Well in olden times, you had like days and weeks, even months to craft some new PR stunt. Now you have hours. Which is why pretty much everything sucks now.

I feel the same way about Twilight so I only watched the Rifftrax versions of the movies. Those movies got me through heroin withdrawals they were so funny. I cannot wait until the 50 shades of grey commentary comes out.

I don't think that happens if you don't have parents to send you to Yale and/or came of age during the dismantling of the USSR.

'Quality' and mass success are correlated - just negatively. >:(