The Orioles are good and fun.

I would argue that we should set Boston adrift into the Atlantic but then I remembered that Foxboro is technically not Boston and is further inland and the whole thing would somehow just make Boston fans more insufferable than they already are. Which would be a feat in and of itself given that they are already…

When it comes to Boston, “At least he wasn’t screaming racial slurs at the outfielders” is the best we can hope for.

I tell ya...

Rage, rage against the calling of the last.

In the battle of fictional superspies, Jason Bourne ends Bond with extreme prejudice.

Ugh, Schmidt was one of my favorite players growing up. 2017 ruins everything.

Red Sox fans of a certain age can confirm a 14 game lead this late in the season is money in the bank. No one can put a dent in this team.

The Indians are responsible for a full quarter of their losses.

You’re cherry picking one line. For the most part, EWG is bullshit.

OK, now I really think we’ve found Adam Silver’s Twitter account.

This is impressive, I usually tense up anytime I finally get near third base.

I played right field in little league.

It will go down as a foul ball, but that was almost a sack fly.

Or is it that he doesn’t wear pants because he’s that fucking high?

This pic looks like the greatest Coke ad EVER.

Apologize for what? Mr. Met was only displaying how he felt about being filmed vertically.

Weeping for the loss of innocence.

Counterpoint: Fuck everything Bay Area.

God? Is that you?