And by tradition you mean a thing that happened one time.

Still better than a sammich from Primanti’s

Fuck Pittsburgh

It would be hyperbolic to say it was the best year in the history of sports, but not by very much. Bought it every day, and the list of writers that worked on it was jaw-dropping.

When you’re dancing with the white lady, the sun comes around pretty quickly.

It’s his first note-worthy drive in years!

John Daly calls that a Thursday.

Does this count as another major?

I feel the same way about the Dodgers.

At home vs. the 2nd worst offense in the AL.

Makes me nostalgic for 25 years ago when you could show up 30 minutes before a game and get $20 field box seats from some guy in a parking lot under the Deegan Expressway.

I am sure their incredibly generous ticket reselling policies really help as well on the attendance side.

New Yankee Stadium sucks. It’s monolithic and alienating, and makes the game on the field feel like an afterthought. The design of Citi Field is so much more open and welcoming.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

Or the Lakers pass on him and he goes to Philly or Phoenix.

Nothing would be greater than the Celtics AND the Lakers passing on him and him ending up in Philly.

Why do you waste your time with carbs at a churrascaria? That’s an amateur mistake. 

7/11 after football practice. 2 chili cheese dogs, a jamacian beef pie and a quart of strawberry milk.

I actually throw down my trash and claim it as a tax deduction.