That whiny piece of crap Papelbon lands on a division leader & displaces a closer having a great season, whereas Hamels throws a no-hitter & gets traded to a team 4 games behind the 2nd wildcard that just gave up 3 touchdowns to the Yankees? Where’s the justice?

Meh. That snake’s not so big.

1,000 stars for the purse eater. I want his image to go viral.

Looking for the up yours button.

It’s baseball. There is monotony built in. There’s not much developing week to week much less day to day. Announcers have to carry a game & the same stories for 3 hours, plus an hour of pregame & an hour of postgame.

I like the “It is High, It is Far...” & I like Sterling’s play-by-play & commentary.

Less having to read about soccer, hopefully? (it’s not that I completely abhor soccer, but I definitely don’t like it enough to not skewer it when the opportunity’s there...)

No, he was better when he was using hookers.

As someone who can’t stand the disingenuous SOB, this is glorious.

Would have been so much better if she’d practiced & delivered the line smoother, and with a little more snark. It was awkward watching someone unpolished try to be funny.

Exactly. This whole experiment went sideways when he decided to put fruit on pizza. They offer 7 different meat-product toppings, & he says, “Fuck it, let’s do produce.”

I feel like I always see a bunch of butchered throws from the pitcher to a base, even in the majors.

Cue the f‘ing POS who says “all that for a $6 ball?”

I used to love Hawk Harrelson when he announced for the Yankees on SportsChannel back in the mid-80s. Had no problem with the homerism.

Stabler donated his brain to Boston University.......

Oh, will do. You won’t be missed.

So do we see more croup in a particular season?

This baseball speech is better then James Earl Jones in Field of Dreams & should be read in every ballpark before spring training, opening day & the World Series.

The Yankees are America’s team ?!? Wahoo, they’re interesting again !!!

Looks more like a Houston Rocket then an Astro.