Amazing how the Yankees aren’t on that list. Stinks to be boring.

Star for the name.

None of it matters if Vin Scully wasn’t doing the play by play.

That’s just Lin-sane!

So will NJ Tech daddy-own their advantaged in-state rival like Georgia Tech & Virginia Tech?

I hate you.

Always heard black guys didn’t know how to eat kitty.

I saw this semi-live on the MLB Network. I welled up both at the moment & in anticipation of decent Deadspin comments.

Yeah, it’s an f’ing shame. Screw the Rags.

Being named the Clippers.

The Cubs are becoming an absolute garbage organization. Completely clueless. They are MLB’s version of the 80’s Clippers.

Blaming the O's for this is stupid. They took care of those on their payroll. Nuff said.

Gary Williams (radio host, not coach) used to use it all the time...

She went to Auburn. I bet she’s seen one up close.

Used to hate this SOB. He used to own the Yankees. Glad to see him get fired, hope he suffers humiliations galore, hope the Red Sox staff stays awful.

I’d hit it too.

I’d still hit it. (Hannah, not the dolphin.)

Oooh. What’s shame, so unfair.

Lettuce gets warm. Lettuce doesn’t belong in Mexican food. Somehow it works on a burger.

Killer speech.