She had kids to help out. Which causes more mess. It's kind of a vicious circle, more than an intentional movement.

Well, in the TV edit, Rodney Dangerfield yells "Hey everybody, let's all take a shower!" in Caddyshack.

It's "Clear eyes, full hearts, no raping!"

A couple months ago my youngest started panicking because he needed to pee and it wasn't going down. I was literally talking him down.

Moderate Muslims: "Get to the back of the line."

I've got two boys, 5 and 3. Yes, they can. Their descriptions of what is happening are hilarious and haunting. "I've got a rooster! I've got a rooster!"

The one where Walker sets a bear trap in his living room to catch the bad guy, then comes around the corner to punch him in the face is the best.

"Sansa is going to become an active player by willingly going to Winterfell to marry Ramsey Bolton and hopefully put herself in a position to take revenge on the man who betrayed her family."
YAYY! I'm so happy to see Sansa start actively getting involved in the machinations of Westeros politics.

It would help if the actors were anything other than sneering posers. The Sand Snakes on this show are basically from one of those bad Lou Ferrigno Hercules movies from the 1960s.

I guess he feels like they took advantage of him because he was hooked on heroin at the time. But given how petulant and one-sided this war on his old band and bandmates is, I'm more inclined to think that he was a fucking nightmare asshole addict who still can't think about anybody but himself.

I could not make it through one of his preview songs from that album, and that project pretty much soured me on Mike Doughty.

Amen.

I think Dan's point is that your time could well be wasted by going out on a date with people with all kinds of qualities not immediately disclosed in a dating site profile.

Before I knew what real masturbation was I used to occasionally get what I could only describe as dry orgasms from just laying down a certain way and not moving. They were the damndest things, and after I figured out a less passive way of getting off, they vanished.

Yup. An erection isn't a binding contract.

Either way, he's going to say, "This is not Westeros, Khaleesi." Guaranfuckingteed.

He does sort of look like Daniel Craig's uglier older brother, so if they keep on this "every Bond plot must involve personal or familial revenge" bender this becomes more and more likely.

The unspoken, bleak joke underneath all of "12 Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer" is that the men on the jury were ugly, and the best case scenario for Amy is that they let her stay on TV because they'd fuck her.

Yeah, that's the right thing to do emotionally. It may or may not be the right thing to do physically, it depends on your personality.

The Second Sons seemed to be the targets of the throat slitting by the Sons of the Harpy. Sanford and Son and the Sons of Anarchy should probably watch their back.